10 Halloween Jokes for Trick-or-Treating!

Some folks celebrate Halloween by basking in the terror and scaryness of it all. I’m a scaredy cat, a chicken, and I don’t care for ghosts, ghouls and goblins. We enjoy trick-or-treating, making sweets, creating pumpkin arts & crafts, all without the haunted side. To lift the spirits of the season and because we truly enjoy a good laugh, we thought we’d share with you 10 of our favorite riddles and jokes to take along with you on your trick-or-treating, jack-o-lantern, pumpkin-carving adventures. Enjoy! :) ​

Try some of our favorite jokes while you’re gathering goodies & soliciting candy for the holiday!

1. Why didn’t the ghost go to the prom?
   He had no BODY to go with
2. What type of coffee does a vampire drink?
   De-COFFIN-ated
3. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
   BOO BOOs
4. How do you talk to a giant?
   Use BIG words
5. Which ghost is the best dancer?
   The BOOGIE Man
6. How do ghosts go from floor to floor?
   By SCARE-case
7. What do witches put in their hair?
   SCARE spray
8. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
   A sand-WITCH
9. What do you call witches who live together?
   BROOM-mates
10. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
    FANGS-giving

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Have a fun, safe, creative, original, memory-making, Happy Halloween! Enjoy! :)

“Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.”
George Addair

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