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10 Halloween Jokes for Trick-or-Treating!

10/26/2018

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10 Halloween Jokes for Trick-or-Treating Treat Bags
Some folks celebrate Halloween by basking in the terror and scaryness of it all. I’m a scaredy cat, a chicken, and I don’t care for ghosts, ghouls and goblins. We enjoy trick-or-treating, making sweets, creating pumpkin arts & crafts, all without the haunted side. To lift the spirits of the season and because we truly enjoy a good laugh, we thought we’d share with you 10 of our favorite riddles and jokes to take along with you on your trick-or-treating, jack-o-lantern, pumpkin-carving adventures. Enjoy! :) ​
Try some of our favorite jokes while you’re gathering goodies & soliciting candy for the holiday!
  1. Why didn’t the ghost go to the prom?
    He had no BODY to go with
  2. What type of coffee does a vampire drink?
    De-COFFIN-ated
  3. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
    BOO BOOs
  4. How do you talk to a giant?
    Use BIG words
  5. Which ghost is the best dancer?
    The BOOGIE Man
  6. How do ghosts go from floor to floor?
    By SCARE-case
  7. What do witches put in their hair?
    SCARE spray
  8. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
    A sand-WITCH
  9. What do you call witches who live together?
    BROOM-mates
  10. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
    FANGS-giving

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Have a fun, safe, creative, original, memory-making, Happy Halloween! Enjoy! :)


“Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.”
George Addair
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